And people wonder why...

I'm just gonna open this with: Today was kickass.

By the time everyone was leaving our little gathering, I had a couple people saying how I simply had to rant about the events of the evening.

Far be it from me to consciously disappoint.


The majority of the expected rants come from my exposure to the movie "Euro Trip."

Now don't get me wrong, if you are a horny freshman hanging out with a bunch of other stupid freshmen that have a combined IQ of October, this is most likely one hell of a motion picture.
Seeing as I think I can say without being conceited that I am not legally retarded, I look for a little more in a movie than random sex.

Included in that "little more" are the subtleties of great motion pictures... things like... oh I don't know... a plot? or maybe rational settings? etc.

Don't get me wrong, I like boobs as much as the next guy. Hell, I probably like boobs more than the next guy. But when most of the scenes are revolving around boobs, I'm missing out on the entertainment factor of the movie.

My favorite part about it all is the average retarded citizens commentary on... well life in general.
You'll find it applies nicely.

Lets to a hypothetical Q&A session to explain my point...

Kohne: What did you think about the movie Euro Trip?
Bonehead: Dude, it was fucking amazing, man!
Kohne: What were your favorite parts?
Bonehead: The boobs.
Kohne: No, knucklehead, your favorite part of the movie.
Bonehead: The parts with boobs.
Kohne: I see. Now do you think that this sends a bad message to teens?
Bonehead: Nahhh, its just a movie!
Kohne: Ok, so what are your thoughts in general?
Bonehead: [Horny Ranting]
Kohne: Thanks. I needed to hear that.

Now even though that may be hypothetical I think you can follow the logic.

Do I need to explain how that sort of stuff leads to the moral degeneration that people bitch about all the time?
Seriously.
I love those great movies from back in the day... A guy would have this epic quest over the course of movie hours to simply see a girl one last time, and now the movies main focus is the hero's movie-hour-long quest to get laid. A lot.

The problem with this topic is that when ranting about this topic you inherently sound like a fucking Quaker. Lord knows I love granola bars, but I don't enjoy being tied to their thoughts on social structure. Thats my next thought.

On the opposite end of the bonehead who watches the movie like a hawk, is the knucklehead who watches the movie like a hawk. A really pissed off hawk.

For once in the course of analogies, I'm not the pissed off one.
This time it is the one who has no toleration for other ways of thinking. At all.
Instead of ranting about it constructively, or at least attempting to be constructive, all you hear is "OH NO! THE PORNO!"
You may also find these are the types who won't let you forget about it.
Oh well. Shit happens.

Not a great rant, maybe I'll touch it up later.