I consider myself to be just about an average person, you know, not a city slicker, not a redneck. Once upon a time, my friends and I ventured to a movie theatre in St. Louis County... and to think I thought people were strange where I lived...
I went to the ticket counter, and naturally the moron taking money wasn't paying a lick of attention, so I waited to be aknowledged. She seemed frustrated I was there. Sorry for asking you to do your job... I tell her what movie I want to see, and she says "That will be $100"
Seriously. You're not funny. Shut the fuck up.
We walk inside, and there are what look like 6 year olds everywhere. Thats cool I guess. Then I heard one speak. Holy crap.
The police asked a few of them to leave.
I wanted to shake that officer's hand, but alas, it was time for the movie.
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